Dad Jokes

• What do you call a pepper that won't leave you alone?
• What is the Opposite of Ladyfingers?
• Did you hear the rumor about butter?
• Why do melons have weddings?
• I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop...
• I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
• How do you make a tissue dance?
• What do you call a computer that sings?
• What's Forrest Gumps password?
• Where do you find a dog with no legs?
• Did you hear the song about the tortilla?
• What do you call a happy cowboy?
• Why did Waldo go to therapy?
• How do you count cows?
• What concert cost 45 cents?
• What do you eat on a honeymoon?
• What do you call cheese by itself?
• What kind of cheese is not yours?
• What Letter is a Pirates Favorite Letter?
• Two Fish are in a Tank...
• What's Brown and Sticky?