Dad Jokes
- What do you call a pepper that won't leave you alone?
- What is the Opposite of Ladyfingers?
- Did you hear the rumor about butter?
- Why do melons have weddings?
- I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop...
- I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- What do you call a computer that sings?
- What's Forrest Gumps password?
- Where do you find a dog with no legs?
- Did you hear the song about the tortilla?
- What do you call a happy cowboy?
- Why did Waldo go to therapy?
- How do you count cows?
- What concert cost 45 cents?
- What do you eat on a honeymoon?
- What do you call cheese by itself?
- What kind of cheese is not yours?
- What Letter is a Pirates Favorite Letter?
- Two Fish are in a Tank...
- What's Brown and Sticky?